Just because you make an organic version of something
doesn’t mean it is necessarily “sustainable,”
for instance whack-a-mole.
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If these walls could talk
hanging art
would involve a lot of baffled screaming.
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I wanted to go cow tipping,
but I dunno, what do you tip a cow?
A Narcissist Writes Letters, To Himself 
HAHAHAHAHA! So there IS someone zanier (more zany?) than I am! Love these with a pure heart! (Yeah, right!)
*g*
Ron
BWAHAHAHA!!! I just about snorted tea through my nose. =D
We in the midwest tip cows moo-lah
lol!
“…but I dunno, what do you tip a cow?” — Sheesh! I give up…maybe a buffalo nickel?!
Same wavelength, about to say the same. Buffalo nickel. 🙂 Another great post my man.
Clever!
15% is standard, unless the service has been exceptional.
A healthy sense of humour is so sexy. Stay sexy haha.
Intelligent and funny!
Made me laugh. It’s a good thing. Yes, I stole that from Martha.
Enough Moo-ney I suppose? 😀
Ha! Very witty!
Funny! 😀
Love them 🙂
Very funny!
I got here cause you liked my post. Definitely following cause I love what you’re doing here. This was funny.
Hi Erick..thank you for liking my blog..hope you enjoyed the stories..and I scrolled thro’ your blog and finding it awesome..keep it coming..:) good day..:)
Always ingenious humor here!
You can tip a cow any amount you like, but since cows have no pockets, you would be as well off leaving it in yours. 🙂
Great post!
Ha! I’ve often wondered the same.
I’m Dutch … we tip our cows grass … 😉
Hey False Prophet, I’m from Pella too! (Dutch town in the middle of Iowa’s corn fields and cow pastures).
Do you also speak Dutch? I’m from Rotterdam. A Dutch town in the Netherlands. It’s nice to meet a Dutchie from America.
Hey man, I was inspired and made a thing based on the things above! It’s just hosted on imgur, it’s not published or public anywhere. I didn’t know how else to pass it your way. I’m working on my doodle game and I enjoy your writing so here it is. You can use it if you’d like. I can also take it down or just leave it there.
Here’s the thing: http://i.imgur.com/2AS880E.jpg
This is so great! Thank you so much for sharing. It warms my insides seeing your art
love it…
you tip a cow in dogecoins, everyone knows that!
Tipping cows! hahaha Thanks for the follow. What do you tip a cow? A quarter a pint.
“but I dunno, what do you tip a cow?”….. Sounds like ‘utter’ nonsense! 🙂
Quick, short tidbits.
This is right up my alley.
I look forward to following you, and if you like photography and 59 word stories I hope you’ll follow back sometime.
-ejc
Nice,..
Eric, thank you for reaching out to my blog and bringing me into yours. If you haven’t cured your own blues, you certainly are bringing light into other people’s lives through laughter. I’m going to have to arm-wrestle you for that whack-a-mole line. Not even kidding. In the basement the other day my dad handed me a mallet and said he’d chase the critter my way. I did not manage to whack the mole because I was busting up over “guacamole”. Now I’m scared to go into the basement. Also, did you see the Unbreakable Kimmy show of the mole woman marketing mole sauce? It’s 3 hits in a row!
I am not ashamed to admit, a chortle escaped me. I am however slightly ashamed of using the word ‘Chortle’.
On my gosh that last one stole the show, very funny, very smart writing.