Run-ins with this ridiculous PC culture

People actually think I was abused as a kid,

when in reality, they’re just being overly sensitive.

Did Dad spank me from time to time?

Sure, but for the most part

throughout 99% of my childhood

the sex was really gentle.

I’m going to hell for this one, so enjoy

I don’t believe in God.

Sure, I think he exists,

I just don’t think he has what it takes…

FAQ

People often ask me what pens I use to develop ideas

which is a fair question.

I have these old pens that use real paint

but got recalled a while back

because kids were using them to get high.

So I use those pens,

then I come up with an idea

go to my computer

and actually do some writing.