a cry in the night, unanswered

How the hell

did we mass-produce

conveyor belts?

fables

While fishing by the river
I saw a beaver floating on a wood plank.
“Are you okay?” I called.
The beaver on the board looked up at me
paddled over, shot me with a pistol
& said, “WELCOME TO THE GHETTO, M***** F*****.”

raw data

a study reported

that hired assassins

had extremely low divorce rates

which I found surprising since they’re… oh