“So you have enough woodworking mastery
to construct & maintain ships worthy of transatlantic travel,
but when it comes to an effective prosthesis
you’re going to settle with the ‘peg approach?’
Oh, the ship is stolen…
Well that makes sense.
Wait, you have the thievery skills
to commandeer a vessel
with a crew of armed government employees
but you can’t shoplift the lower half of a mannequin?
I don’t mean to hark on the leg thing, but frankly
nothing about a self-employed alcoholic
gallivanting around a slippery, rocking ship deck on an unvarnished table leg
screams “insurable,” Mr. Beard.
Did you have any questions?
I don’t know about pillaging
but we do cover rape counseling
with a proper referral, of course.
No. No. No… We counsel the other side, Mr. Beard…
Yes, the victims.”
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Snicker. Or maybe I should say “Arrr”? Hmm.
Yep I know one…
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Thanks for the visit Eric, enjoyed the story
Amazingly delightful piece of writing. Thank you
Thanks for the article, very nice! 🙂
Nicely done. I’ll watch this space.
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That was hilarious. I’d give you two thumbs up but it’s hard to write like that.
This is really nice
He should try Flo at Progressive. Her little price gun seems to have a policy for anything.
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Good one. Impressive theme.
Interesting. I like it.
Such a beautiful place. I hope you can visit my page as well which may inspire you to visit Philippines
Thanks and safe travels!
Ha, I like this