a shrill shriek follows me

My house is haunted by a demonic talking skull

but no one believes me

because it’s wrapped in human flesh and technically we’re dating.


This piece was curated with the explicit permission of my real-life girlfriend who asked I clearly state that I do not actually think she is an evil talking skull, and that I love her very, very much.

107 thoughts on “a shrill shriek follows me

  1. From my perspective [47 yrs of marriage] it looks like the Narcissist and the Skull have a good relationship.

    He-wisdom: Before posting this hilarious absurdist piece, he asks for her permission.

    She-wisdom: She gives it.

  2. Cheers to your girlfriend. She sounds quite special…and i mean that in a truly good and sincere way, not a mocking one!

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