My house is haunted by a demonic talking skull
but no one believes me
because it’s wrapped in human flesh and technically we’re dating.
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This piece was curated with the explicit permission of my real-life girlfriend who asked I clearly state that I do not actually think she is an evil talking skull, and that I love her very, very much.
A Narcissist Writes Letters, To Himself 
this made me out loud!
From my perspective [47 yrs of marriage] it looks like the Narcissist and the Skull have a good relationship.
He-wisdom: Before posting this hilarious absurdist piece, he asks for her permission.
She-wisdom: She gives it.
Hahahaha! I’m literally laughing out loud here.
Cheers to your girlfriend. She sounds quite special…and i mean that in a truly good and sincere way, not a mocking one!