I think if I came across a vegan zombie
a part of me would consider self sacrifice
just to sabotage the principles of the undead.
Who am I kidding?
Of course I would still
bludgeon their brains with a stick
just like the rest,
even if it’s also a zombie…
A Narcissist Writes Letters, To Himself 
This is fantastic, i love it.
This is officially my new favorite poem.
Beat it to death with celery.
What if they are like the Walking Dead? 😛
Love it !!!
I would’ve thought a vegan zombie was a tautology…
Smiles!
This is fantastic! Everything you submit makes me choke on my coffee.
You’ve raised a rather weighty subject. Vegan zombies–will they stand on principle?
I love how you think!!
My sister is a vegan zombie. And she has huge boobies, which she would distract you with while not-eating your brains. It’s scary.
It’s gold, Jerry, gold! 😀
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Omg! “even if it ALSO is a zombie” Smartass!!
I’m a vegan and if I were a zombie, I would say, “Fuck It” and eat brains anyways. Nice post, my friend.
I’m always left pleasantly surprise at your imagination. Great post my friend, I LOVE IT!
May they choke on a head of cauliflower.
This is hilarious! 😀
wow
I say you eat the brains with a nice Chianti and some fava beans…
Ah, the perfect model of equal opportunity zombie killer. Very vogue of you, Eric. 😀
The last line is everything. 😂
Love this entry 🙂 That is exactly what anybody would do to a zombie 🙂 Keep up the great work as always 🙂
Oh ho ho. I see what you did there!
So clever.
Great blog. Just doing a little browsing this morning and I dig your style. Looking forward to the next one.
You are inspiring zombies like me 😀
Oh God ;D