1. “Fuck.” -George W. Bush, 9/11/2001
2. “Well, that should screw with them for a while…” -TS Eliot, 1922
3. “AAAAAAAHHHHHH” -Jesus of Nazareth
4. “I bet you can’t touch your tongue with your nose.” -Billy Ray Cyrus at Hannah Montana wrap party.
5. “HELP! THE CHAIR COMPUTER HAS BECOME SENTIENT AND IS SPEAKING FOR ME!” – Steven Hawking, inner dialogue, 1995
A Narcissist Writes Letters, To Himself 
I love your twistedness
Thanks so much! Glad you enjoyed it.
I need a daily laugh. I prefer a laugh with smarts. Oh goodie another source
Very funny…your blog actually makes me smile! Good talent to have…
haha wow — I really like the way you think — had me cracking up
That’s almost accurate, Billy Ray actually dared Miley to touch her eye with her tongue, not, as the common misconception has it, her nose. I