1. “Fuck.” -George W. Bush, 9/11/2001
2. “Well, that should screw with them for a while…” -TS Eliot, 1922
3. “AAAAAAAHHHHHH” -Jesus of Nazareth
4. “I bet you can’t touch your tongue with your nose.” -Billy Ray Cyrus at Hannah Montana wrap party.
5. “HELP! THE CHAIR COMPUTER HAS BECOME SENTIENT AND IS SPEAKING FOR ME!” – Steven Hawking, inner dialogue, 1995