Tarzan is offended Posted on September 11, 2015 by E.I. Wong under Daily Post When a scientist says, “chimps are our closest living relatives” that’s really only true of orphans. Share this:TwitterFacebookTumblrRedditMoreLinkedInPinterestEmailPocketPrintLike Loading... Related
Damn you. I just shot a couple of ounces of malt liquor out of my nose. At least now I am forewarned of your devious hilarity. Reply
Told by an insane man! That we humans come from Monkeys Crazy people talk! Thanks for the laugh Lol Reply
Your humor is so concise and sharp! It reminds me of “Deep thoughts with Jack Handy” from Saturday Night Live. Those were always my favorite. Reply
LOL Dear God you are funny! 😛
witty and thought-provoking. It takes a lot to write such a intriguing short post. Bravo!
You haven’t met my family.
“You’re not my real dad!” – Author tormenting chimps at the zoo
Ha! I LOVE this! Very good!
I’ve heard the chimps are a little offended by that.
Christ you are soo bad…
Batman and Robin might also be a little offended
explain?!?!
Oh dear. Great work again!
Damn you. I just shot a couple of ounces of malt liquor out of my nose. At least now I am forewarned of your devious hilarity.
You are really talented.
Lol, yes All of the above. Glad to have discovered your witty soul
Lolzzzz….i would definitely be offended if i were Tarzan. Nice one,
thoroughly enjoyed the reference, you did a lot with just 3 lines. Bravo!
lol! funny.
Peripheral phenomenon without a ‘center’ ….
Hahaha
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short and sweet – loved it!
Truthfully funny and profound. Keep up the great work 🙂
Methinks I’ll be more careful when using the word adjective close and its derivatives.
[Snort!] Methinks it’s the chimps who ought to be taking umbrage. 😀
Gosh … lol
Your wit is a bit Wilde. I dig it.
Told by an insane man! That we humans come from Monkeys
Crazy people talk! Thanks for the laugh Lol
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🙂 HaHa very funny. Loved It.
Your humor is so concise and sharp! It reminds me of “Deep thoughts with Jack Handy” from Saturday Night Live. Those were always my favorite.
That totally explains my ape-like toes.
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😀
Can I quote that? That was hilarious. I had to reread it twice before I got it.
Sure