Boys, let me just say,
we did a great job
introducing the cannibals to Taco Tuesday,
& we’ll call Thirsty Thursday a success.
… About Black Friday…
Again, y’all knocked it out of the park,
but for the official police record,
Black Friday was a disaster.
So let’s all put on our sad faces,
get on the TV,
& begrudgingly pretend like we give a f***.
how about paid leave?