The (fill-in-the-blank) Police Department assimilate cannibals into American Culture.

Boys, let me just say,
we did a great job
introducing the cannibals to Taco Tuesday,
& we’ll call Thirsty Thursday a success.

… About Black Friday…

Again, y’all knocked it out of the park,
but for the official police record,
Black Friday was a disaster.

So let’s all put on our sad faces,
get on the TV,
& begrudgingly pretend like we give a f***.

After that,
I dunno,
how about paid leave?

Merry Christmas.

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21 thoughts on “The (fill-in-the-blank) Police Department assimilate cannibals into American Culture.

  1. Well then, this was an interestingly hilarious read. Black Friday was a failure for me, Taco Tuesday is fabulous, and Thirsty Thursdays aren’t my thing, but to each their own!

    Paid Vacation? Since when was that a thing?! 😉

  2. One thing that I am critical of, are the countless many who falsely aspire, like on American Idol. Head in the clouds, with no regard for reality. By all means, do not avoid dreams, but feel the Earth below us. Miss Philippines, congrats.

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