“I briefly considered a universe where chickens were the dominant species
& every morning ate scrambled placenta with bacon.
The problem was getting men to wake up at four in the morning
& scream at the sun in unison for no reason.”
-God, on rest.
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A Narcissist Writes Letters, To Himself 
You are FREAKIN’ hilarious!
really good 🙂
Even i started a blog. It would be great if you people visit it.
sarcasticsenti,wordpress.com
please like it if you like the blogs
I would like to quote my favorite comic, The Far Side. “Sick, Jesse, sick!”
so great ! make my day…. thanks
Happy New Years to one All. I always enjoy your posts. 😇
Reblogged this on Drivels of a Twenty Something Nothing.
Oooh I like your humour 😄
Hahaha Brill 🙂
I love the way your brain works 😛 it’s so new and original.
Just add bourbon. 😉
You ARE funny , Why didn’t I discover you before 🙂 Am trying not to “imagine” this and it’s hilarious!
Well at least it takes men screaming…not women. Glad you liked my post.
Thanks for liking one of my blogs! I find you really funny and entertaining. I am definitely going to follow you! 😊
Wow, you have a way with words! Hilarious!
Thanks again for stopping by my blog and liking the David Bowie post. Always enjoy your site.
Hilarious!
hahaha that was awesomer!! YOu are awesome!
Reblogged this on oxyplus2 and commented:
liked found this post will fallow
Reblogged this on brandcall and commented:
This made me chuckle. I really enjoyed the imagery.
this is hilarious! I am so glad that I’ve come across your blog I love your sense of humour 😉
Lol…You have a great sense of humor..I’m jealous..Thanks for visiting my blog. Best wishes!
Reblogged this on Blogging Theology and commented:
A poem…
I came back to this post after re-reading it again in a comment in my inbox: it grows more profound and frightening and becomes the embodiment of truth and fantasy, all at once. It takes an expansive mind to think such thoughts, and I love that aspect of your work here.
Ha, I love it! The way you think is so interesting and unique!
Thank you for visiting my blog. I see I have lots to read here. I have only just started my blogging journey!