While fishing by the river
I saw a beaver floating on a wood plank.
“Are you okay?” I called.
The beaver on the board looked up at me
paddled over, shot me with a pistol
& said, “WELCOME TO THE GHETTO, M***** F*****.”

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  2. did anyone on wrodpress left the same kinda comment for you??Welcome to the Ghetto M***** F***** ?? haha you wrote in your gravatar profile that you like it when you are appreciated? You are frigging awesome and Your jokes made me laugh lots! THanks a ton Eric 🙂 I hope you become very successful and remember us 🙂

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