For my next car
I want something practical
like a limousine.
That way
when I’m on the road
the screams of young people
won’t seem so out of place.
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For my next car
I want something practical
like a limousine.
That way
when I’m on the road
the screams of young people
won’t seem so out of place.
A Narcissist Writes Letters, To Himself 
I’m a big fan of the divider and how it can make a shadow play with the lights and shadows, if you’re cinematic in addition to poetic. Or can you be one without the other? Ah, bring on the screams and the Beatles bowl cuts, please.
This is punk rock turned into prose.
And your comment is spark turned into insight!
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i wish i could climb into your brain.
NIce wrtite, really enjoyed this:)
LOL
It’s true tho. :p
I hope my screams arent too blood curdling, although I think a limousine is a step up from being hit with just any ordinary car
Just made my drink come out my nose on this one, LOL! I always tell people when I’m driving the safest place may be in the road, LOL.
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And the screams of *ahem* older people too. We can get pretty wild 😉
Would that be the screams of the ones you’re plowing over? Just curious…
Your poem is a harsh indictment of the bourgeouis MOARality.
I really like this. So few words but so many images, and lots of motion.
Ha ha! Fantastic twist. Thanks for sharing this.
😎
I think yours might just by my favourite blog.
You are pretty fantastic yourself
Thanks, man!
Great as always, and just a little bit scary….
Funny!
If you could leave any suggestions on my blog that would be amazing for me.
My suggestion is to never take any suggestions and to be proud of what you do precisely the way you do it even if there are flaws or people misunderstand you
I really appreciate it. Thank you.
For some reason, I’m thinking you are running them over the way you state it. Am I wrong or just macabre?
This is power.
Reblogged this on GUM: Growing up Millennial.
Briliant sentiment. I wish I’d thought of that myself. I need to stop driving my own car, then. Dream big, right? Warmest x SB
Haha, loved this!
XD yes!
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Humor
Love this!
Thanks for your regular attention to my blog.
Sorry I’m not better about reciprocating. : )
This was funny. I’m also trying to decide whether or not it was scary. Incidentally, have you given any thought to becoming a Canadian pop sensation? That way, you can drive your massive car any way you please, have young people screaming at you wherever you go, and as a bonus you get to hurl eggs at your neighbor’s mansion.
what’s with you and the babies…i think on the point system old people are the same as babies…now just eat a baby and get over yourself…
I want to be your brain when I grow up.
Haha! Exactly. This is tight but right.
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This is so witty I love it!
Wonderful and a great start to my Sunday,
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HA! Love it!!!
Wonderful and thought provoking.
Brilliant. Better wire in the neons and pop some gold-plated spinners on them shits.
Ok. I need to know the secret to getting so many Likes and Comments….?
🙂 this is perfect!
My birthday; six weeks, more or less ! ; )