A centipede with a foot fetish
has a genetic predisposition
for being really, really happy.
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A centipede with a foot fetish
has a genetic predisposition
for being really, really happy.
A Narcissist Writes Letters, To Himself 
I chuckled.
And a centipede’s podiatrist would go mad…
can’t help but think if he were foot-phobic it would be a special kind of hell…
If I could, I would like this twice!
Illogical. Why would the bug with a foot fetish care about HIS OWN 100 feet? Shouldn’t he instead be interested in the 100 feet of the lady centipedes?
Perhaps he could go to the Bug Brothel and ask for a lady millipede ?
Or he could get squashed. That’d be sexy.
Simple explanation:
Narcissistic insect with a podiatric fetish.
Ha!
Why? Maybe only that one foot matters… And the centipede’s wife can tell which one it is, maybe!
Very clever
lol That’s great.
He brobably wouldn’t be too happy if he ever got athlete’s foot, verruccas, corns or bunions, though, would he?
Wow great this is genius!
Reblogged this on straightbackallears and commented:
Great poem! Very funny! 😄
So, this is amazing. Orginal or get it from somewhere?
lol
Possibly really, really sore?
Yep, you nailed it. Brilliant 😉
All I could think about was all the designer centipede shoes in his closet. ;O)
w00t! i lol’d for real. thanks for the laugh! 🙂
Haha this is great!
sometimes things just work out so perfectly!
So very, very funny. I’m amazed by how many times you jump start a chuckle from me and brighten my day.
I do have a foot fetish for real so if by chance there’s a centiede whos interested…. PLZ CONTACT ME!!! 😛
It would have to be a narcissistic centipede. But I imagine most of them are. After all, what’s not to love about a centipede?
That was really clever, actually.
Thanks for the laugh! Brightened my day;)
Got a kick out of the poem (no pun intended).
You have a wonderfully whimsical imagination. Thanks for liking my last post. Sorry about the delay.
Great imagery.
Made me smile
Happy, Really?
Really!
Being Predispositioned genetically
has fetish footed my inner centipede!
Sorry,couldnt help myself..great one!
This is amazing… good job sir.
Haha brightened my day.
Nice
“A centipede with a foot fetish” could be the new “happy as a hog in shit.”
YES TO THIS
Haha! Loving your blog!
I laughed out loud, that’s very clever
nice. very snl Deep Thoughts-ian.
Ahhhh!
You, sir, make me laugh. Don’t tell your girlfriend ❤
Clever :p
Clever posts! Definitely lightens up the mood of a rather contemplative, gloomy evening.
Cute.
Big SMILE!!!