In biblical times
the soldier’s custom
was to sever a memento
of the slain
usually a scalp,
sometimes an ear
& on occasion
to prove the dead were men
a foreskin.
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“David, I heard you won your fight with Goliath.
Congratulations!
& hey… I like your tube top.”
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Pleather?
I don’t often laugh out loud to poetry, but I sure did today. Thank you!
I like your hairy double change purse! Becoming.
Well, Eric, your sense of humour excels on every outing. I hooted at this at the same time as shaking my head at the absurdity of the image. ๐
thank you! I appreciate all your comments.
Probably not nearly as much as your fans appreciate yours. Hi. You have a new fan.
Very funny. Tube top? What about a headband? It could provide insight into how we may be incorrectly using the term “dickhead”.
That is a great joke, which can stand on its own; which, I’m not sure the hell-fire joke you did can work without an assist from another joke.
Oh my. lol. Thanks for the laugh.
Ooh. Good punch line.
Back in those days I would never have brought home a foreskin, why let my lover know there were bigger ones out there than mine……giggle giggle. love the post. Hugs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Look, if you have to get circumcised as an adult, wouldn’t you want it to happen post-mortem anyway?
Ouch
This made me laugh out loud. At 6am on a tired, insomniac morning. Thank you!
Hahaha. Oh my gosh! How do you come up with this stuff??? Hilarious!
Laughing pretty good. {O0
Absolutely hilarious ๐
There aren’t enough poems about scrotum’s. Scrotum Poems! Ah, the title for your next chapbook…
rofl!
Best poem I’ve read in a long (several inch?!) time!
Phred
*suppressed giggling on public transport* ๐
lol.that was funny! sure made my day!:D
Awesome – almost sprayed my coffee over the computer
HAHAHHAHAHHHHHHH!!! Brilliant.
Pretty damn funny! Thank you!
Too funny. Thanks for stopping by my blog again.
That is ‘Painfully’ Funny ๐
Hahahah. Fucking brilliant, as usual! ^_^
I hate that I laughed at this post… thank you ๐
Hilarious, love it!
That is freakin’ hilariousI ๐
As usual, great stuff!
Thanks for visiting my blog and liking it. Very kind of you!
Your poem and joke rolled into one (no pun intended) reminds me of a joke in which a man enters a psychiatrist’s office wearing nothing but cellophane. The shrink says, “I can clearly see you’re nuts.” Thanks for liking my last blog piece.
What an image! lol
Haha, that gave me a good laugh! Tank you also for checking out my blog, you probably noticed I’m new to WordPress so not much to see, but hey anyway, you’re blog gives for a fantastic read. Stay true to yourself, peace!
Carnal imagery, carnal. ๐
brilliant….
Don’t let Jean Paul Gaultier hear about this, because he WOULD send such an image down the runway…
In Tibet there is the practice of dismembering the body after death (any human death) and scattering the remains in the frozen charnel grounds. The ground in the land of snows, after all, is too frozen for burial. Apparently, vultures consider it a version of carrion paradise. Perhaps you can write a poem about that.
lmfao
That was hilarious!
Ridiculously funny!
This is just…brilliant.
HAH! Goliath is a girl… Eww I hope David didn’t see her… you know..
Seriously good stuff.