A laser sight makes murder too easy.
You could be the worst sniper in the world
use the laser sight
& kill a whole lot of cats.
The JFK assassination would have played out a lot differently
if we elected cats to the presidency.
You’d watch the Zapurruder film
& after the first shot
John Furry Kittendy Jr.
would see the laser
& bat the back of the Texas Governpurr’s hat.
At the end
would still climb out the back
to get scraps of skull and brain,
but to eat them.
I promise I will never make another cat pun for the rest of my writing career.