It’s been said the safest place to sit on the bus is at the back
but I think
the safest place to sit
is in the middle of that row of seats
which face sideways
at the front of the bus
because that’s where they put all the elderly, disabled and pregnant people
& that way, in the event of a crash
you can use all those disabled, pregnant and elderly people
as fleshy, defenseless airbags.
You guys, there’s more Detective’s Log. It’s getting weird.