I rent, and I really want my deposit back,
so I have pictures hanging up all around my dartboard.
Why is the only place it’s socially acceptable to play darts
is with and around drunk people?
We’ve outlawed drinking and driving,
texting and driving,
we socially discourage texting and drinking
But throwing miniature spears
in a dark, crowded room
at a target the size
of roughly a head?
Sure, make a game of it.
In fact, why not make it an internationally recognizable staple
of drinking culture…