Extrapolating idiomatic logic into other colloquialisms, demonstrating the fallacies of folk wisdom

1. If the shoe fits, you have identical penises.

This combines the logic of, “you know what they say about a guy with big feet,” and the popular phrase, “if the shoe fits, wear it.”
Because this isn’t mathematically sound advice, reversals tend to fail, i.e. it is inappropriate to say,

“We have the same dick. NOW GIMME YOUR FLIP-FLOPS.”

Advertisements

7 thoughts on “Extrapolating idiomatic logic into other colloquialisms, demonstrating the fallacies of folk wisdom

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s