The PR Campaign

Of Noah’s many achievements

his greatest is by far

purifying humanity


through the holy equivalent of “insider trading”

& overseeing widespread systematic incest for nine-hundred and fifty years.


But yeah, let’s just focus on the boat thing…

3 thoughts on “The PR Campaign

  1. Lol. We are ALL related. It (incest) started way before Noah. God made Adam and Eve. That’s where it all began. Back then they lived for hundreds of years and had kids way into their old age . There would have been no other way to populate the earth than to have relations with their siblings. It is what it is…

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